DOS ain't dead - a one man play ... no, not about my hooha

a one man play ... no, not about my hooha (Miscellaneous)

posted by Rugxulo , Usono, 21.11.2007, 10:51

4DOS: Why do you hate me?
JEMMEX: You're 16-bit, you stink!
4DOS: Shouldn't 8086s be allowed to have fun?
JEMMEX: Only virtual ones!
UMBPCI: I don't need V86.
JEMMEX: Or EMS, apparently. Some of us still like playing BioMenace.
UMBPCI: Yeah, good point.
4DOS: goto shell
JEMMEX: Exception 06, Press Esc to continue ...
CRAWL: Your +1, +0 hand axe gets eaten away!
WASM: Invalid operand.
UIDE: (cache cache cache)
MPXPLAY: "I'm not ... that ... innocent!"
FREECOM: What's a .BTM?
METAKERN: BeaTs Me. Press 0 to boot from HD.
P7ZIP: (compress compress compress)
INFOZIP: Hey, you compressed better than me, you @$#@$! But I'm faster.
P7ZIP: Sorry, I'm just trying to squeeze that extra byte for those floppies.
UIDES: Me too!
UIDE: Junior, don't play, there's caching to be done.
UIDES: Sorry.
CRAWL: You are confused.
LINUX: What, somebody still using 16-bit code?
WINDOWS: What, somebody writing their own OS?
INTEL: Hey, why aren't you all using SSE4 yet?
AMD: Don't you mean x86-64?
FREEDOS: Hey, you banished V86 mode in 64-bit long mode!
DOSEMU: Don't worry, I can emulate it.
DOSBOX: I only run games.
BIOMENACE: What else is there?
FASMD: Editing / Coding?
LINUX: Configuring servers?
BSD: Rewriting everything into a freer license (but ironically using GCC)
GCC: I only run on real OSes.
DJGPP: I can run on fast / lean / mean OSes.
FREEDOS: Hey, I'm fast / lean and "free"! Please love me!
EDRDOS: It's pronounced "Dee Ar". It ain't like Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man.
PCDOS: You're not my dad??
EDRDOS: PC, I am not your father.
PCDOS: Nooooooo.
ROMDOS: 186 required. (shl ax,4 ... how can you live without it??)
LINUX: What's a 186?
FREEDOS: What's a GNU?
GNU: Not Unix.
FREEDOS: I can run bash.
CRAWL: Trog says, "Smite them all!"
FDAPM: Don't forget to save some energy.
LINUX: Isn't ACPI used nowadays?
FDAPM: Isn't Vista used nowadays?
LINUX: ...
VISTA: 32 MB of DPMI should be enough for everyone.
FREEDOS: And I thought I was FAT.
VISTA: "Not a Truly Fat System" (NTFS) like me. Intel loves me.
INTEL: (money money money) Uh, SSE4 anyone?
AMD: We invented the "mov rax,1"
MICROSOFT: We invented the file. Pay us. Lots.
UNIX: What are we, chopped liver?
MULTICS: Hey, I'm finally free! Freeeeeee!
MINIX: Join the club. It's fun.
LINUX: I am the free-est.
GNU: Don't forget me, Linux.
LINUX: Forget who?
HURD: So ... weak. Barely ... working.
NETBSD: Anybody want some toast?
LINUX: (swap swap swap) Can't, Firefox is eating my breakfast.
FIREFOX: YouTube, lolorz! Gotta love that sleepy kitty!
GNASH: (grumble grumble) Is this really all a computer is good for?
MYLITTLEFORUM: Well, you can always argue who's right and wrong.
VISTA: And I thought I was counter-productive sometimes!
JEMMEX: I'm fast.
4DOS: I'm powerful.
bash: I'm POSIXly delicious.
DJGPP: bash, you still need lots of friends.
bash: True, what would I be without them?
DJGPP: Just a shell of a program?
NASM: Feel stronger! Must assemble!
INTEL: SSE4?
ALL: SHUT UP!

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LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - RayeR, 19.11.2007, 10:43 (Miscellaneous)
- LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - sol, 19.11.2007, 17:56
  - LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - sol, 19.11.2007, 17:59
    - LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 19:05
      - LZ-DOS 7.1 - Steve, 19.11.2007, 19:36
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:11
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - Steve, 20.11.2007, 18:29
        Canadian - lucho, 20.11.2007, 19:20
        Canadian - sol, 20.11.2007, 19:43
        Canadian - Steve, 21.11.2007, 02:11
        Canadian - Steve, 21.11.2007, 02:09
      - LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 20:06
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:24
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 20:26
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:38
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 20:45
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:49
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 21:32
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 21:39
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 21:55
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 21:58
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 22:00
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 07:35
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 20.11.2007, 08:13
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 09:43
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - RayeR, 20.11.2007, 12:52
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 13:25
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - RayeR, 20.11.2007, 14:51
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 15:28
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - RayeR, 20.11.2007, 18:15
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 20.11.2007, 19:04
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 20.11.2007, 19:09
        SOL comes from StoOL-pigeon - lucho, 20.11.2007, 19:54
        SOL comes from StoOL-pigeon - sol, 20.11.2007, 20:22
        "Forking" is much worse than copying - lucho, 21.11.2007, 11:00
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 19:30
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 20.11.2007, 19:34
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - RayeR, 20.11.2007, 19:51
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 21.11.2007, 00:36
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 21.11.2007, 10:32
        LZ-DOS 7.1 *IS* MSDOS 7.1 - tom, 22.11.2007, 12:39
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - Rugxulo, 22.11.2007, 16:58
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - rr, 22.11.2007, 21:28
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - rr, 20.11.2007, 10:58
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 12:45
      - LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 20:10
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:33
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - sol, 19.11.2007, 20:37
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 19.11.2007, 20:46
        LZ-DOS 7.1 - Rugxulo, 20.11.2007, 00:07
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - lucho, 20.11.2007, 07:46
        I apologize. - Japheth, 20.11.2007, 12:01
        I apologize. - lucho, 20.11.2007, 12:49
        anger shortens one's life - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 09:28
        anger shortens one's life - lucho, 21.11.2007, 10:03
        anger shortens one's life - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 10:09
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 09:25
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - lucho, 21.11.2007, 12:10
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - Steve, 21.11.2007, 12:32
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - lucho, 21.11.2007, 12:38
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - Steve, 21.11.2007, 13:17
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:22
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 12:46
        Useless to argue - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 13:11
        Useless to argue - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:17
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:12
        About the Best Kept Top Secret of this forum, again - sol, 21.11.2007, 16:29
        Pravetz-16, etc. - lucho, 21.11.2007, 18:20
        Pravetz-16, etc. - RayeR, 21.11.2007, 18:45
        1980s - lucho, 21.11.2007, 19:11
        1980s - RayeR, 22.11.2007, 00:58
        Pravetz-16, etc. - Steve, 22.11.2007, 05:35
        Saul Hudson -- nice guy - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 13:02
        Book author? - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:26
        Book author? - Rugxulo, 22.11.2007, 14:59
  - LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - Japheth, 19.11.2007, 22:41
    - LZ-DOS 7.1 - lucho, 20.11.2007, 08:06
      - LZ-DOS 7.1 - Japheth, 20.11.2007, 08:57
        The pot calls the kettle black - lucho, 20.11.2007, 09:26
        The pot calls the kettle black - Japheth, 20.11.2007, 10:22
        The pot calls the kettle black - lucho, 20.11.2007, 13:18
        "Five of Good" - agreed - Japheth, 20.11.2007, 14:05
        The pot calls the kettle black - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 09:43
        Depression - lucho, 21.11.2007, 10:18
        The pot calls the kettle black - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 10:19
        The pot calls the kettle black - lucho, 21.11.2007, 10:25
        The pot calls the kettle black - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 10:42
        Udo confirmed it was you - lucho, 21.11.2007, 11:05
        The FOG is speaking - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 12:43
        The FOG is speaking - Steve, 21.11.2007, 13:28
        Five of Good vs. Gang of Four - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:42
        2 innocent questions - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 14:05
        2 innocent questions - lucho, 21.11.2007, 14:44
        2 innocent questions - Steve, 21.11.2007, 14:56
        2 innocent questions - lucho, 21.11.2007, 15:34
        None selected - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 17:45
        None selected - Steve, 21.11.2007, 17:58
        ... the game must go on ... - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 15:38
        ... the game must go on ... - Matjaz, 21.11.2007, 19:14
        A small riddle - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 19:39
        Farewell! - lucho, 21.11.2007, 20:06
        Failed! - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 20:30
        A small riddle - Matjaz, 21.11.2007, 20:19
        Solved! - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 20:26
        Solved! - Matjaz, 21.11.2007, 20:37
        Solved! - Japheth, 21.11.2007, 22:07
        Solved?? - Rugxulo, 22.11.2007, 14:56
        a one man play ... no, not about my hooha - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 10:51
- LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - rr, 20.11.2007, 11:24
  - LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - RayeR, 20.11.2007, 12:07
    - LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - lucho, 20.11.2007, 13:27
      - LZ-DOS 7.1 & booting previous DOS version - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 09:15
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        Boot managers, Vista - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 09:57
        METAKERN by Eric Auer - lucho, 21.11.2007, 12:46
        OS boot managers -- comparison requested - Rugxulo, 21.11.2007, 12:57
        OS boot managers -- comparison requested - lucho, 21.11.2007, 13:32